dudeeeeee
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

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agirltheycallkezia:

The Jack Barakat and Taco Bell Chronicles.

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

lokisbluebox:

wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic:

jamjalex:

do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH

Twenty six isn’t that much either. 

i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart……

only people from this website would reassure themselves with comparisons to Hitler

(Source: notevensadanymore, via beastsunder-yourbed)

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

(Source: mtvgirlcode, via mtv)

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