May 2013
tyrannia:
how do you aggressively flirt with someone
like
you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
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Why do I always love retarded guys ?
I mean guys who are not good for me in any way…. I’m just tired of being alone, I want to cry myself to sleep. I will never meet the guy if i’m home every weekend alone… with no friends… ( cause I’m never going out) cause I have retarded friends here in the city where I live, who do lie to you that they are busy, but they do can hang out with others… and...
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thestickoftruth:
I think about things like kissing and cuddling and being fucked against the wall a lot yea
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Is it weird if I say that everywhere where I look...
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
“I like to complain and do nothing to make things better.”
– Kurt Cobain (via depressedhorrorprincess)
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
lokisbluebox:
wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic:
jamjalex:
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
Twenty six isn’t that much either.
i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart……
only people from this...
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
The difference between tumblr and real life.
misha-has-a-mangina:
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with something:
On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:
I’m really more of a
kind of person
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i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
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